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CheneyBot Is Immune To Indictments!!
Foolish humans! You cannot attempt to punish CheneyBot! 10,000 years ago he was granted access to this plane of existence by Lucifer himself! At the End of Days it is he who will stand in judgment of you!
Now go eat at Pizza Hut and quit worrying about things.
Read Comments..CheneyBot Is Immune To Indictments!!
Readers: You may have heard about humankind's attempt to punish CheneyBot, Vice-President of The United States. Let it be known that such attempts are futile as the creature is immune to indictments.
Furthermore, there is no manner in which to "punish" CheneyBot. 10,000 years ago CheneyBot was given access to this plane of existence by Lucifer himself. There is but one method to be rid of him. You have to leave a trail of dead mackerel from his secret penguin lair under the White House. That trail should smell of relatively fresh human children. I would recommend leaving a bucket of mackerel in an orphanage for a day or two before you attempt. CheneyBot will become excited and waddle with fervor toward the baby smell.
Lead him to a bunker buried deep within the CIA headquarters at Langley. There is door with Wyoming 666 stenciled in goat's blood. That door opens and leads CheneyBot out onto a narrow walkway where a boom box sits playing a recording of crying Arab children. Before CheneyBot can recognize the setup the door slams shut behind him. A giant Halliburton crane plucks him from the plank and raises him high over a steaming vat of Saudi crude. An angel dressed as Uncle Sam will then engage the hydraulic lever and drop CheneyBot to his death.
Read Comments..Nuttcups Celebrate Obama Win!!
The treehouse was rocking on the night of Nov 4th when CNN announced that Obama won Ohio. It was all over baby! I bet the 'Cupps took special pride in the victory as they were responsible for making sure Rev. Wright never reared his ugly head in the last couple months. Because he's decomposing in a barrel of lime at the south end of Grant Park.
I think BCN scared McCain into not talking about Rev. Wright in the final weeks of the campaign. (BCN strapped him to a rocket in Colonel Comes To Town) McCain was afraid of some Nutcups retribution and decided against his advisers' will to not even discuss Rev. Wright on the campaign trail.
Change in 2008! Yes We Did!
Read Comments..A Vote For McCain Is Spousal Abuse
Senator John McCain is essentially an estranged, formerly abusive husband who crashed his pickup into his inlaws’ garage while in the grip of a Monday night bender and now he’s shirtless on the front lawn yelling "I didn’t mean it! I’m a changed man! Give me another shot, America!"
Are you going to give the Republicans another shot, America?
No, America, I don’t think it’s a good idea to let him come in for just a minute, just to see the kids. Don’t you remember what happened last time? He urinated in the umbrella stand and then voted with George Bush 90% of the time.
Read Comments..Lil' Sis KIDZVERSE is in the NEWS!
To all of you who care about the environment! Check out and spread the word about KIDZVERSE.com - dedicated to teach kids about CONSERVATION! Chi-town's very own voice that speaks the news, Suntimes, just published an article about KIDZVERSE, featuring its lovable characters singing, dancing and reading at the Lincoln Park Spooky Zoo event. Oh, you must see the little munchkins in their adorable Halloween costumes that showed up to hang out with Melody & Correl and support conservation! If you want to make a difference, donate Melody & Correl books to economically challenged schools! Read Comments..