The treehouse was rocking on the night of Nov 4th when CNN announced that Obama won Ohio. It was all over baby! I bet the 'Cupps took special pride in the victory as they were responsible for making sure Rev. Wright never reared his ugly head in the last couple months. Because he's decomposing in a barrel of lime at the south end of Grant Park.
I think BCN scared McCain into not talking about Rev. Wright in the final weeks of the campaign. (BCN strapped him to a rocket in Colonel Comes To Town) McCain was afraid of some Nutcups retribution and decided against his advisers' will to not even discuss Rev. Wright on the campaign trail.
Change in 2008! Yes We Did!
Read Comments..Running out of last minute costume ideas? Grab some of your baggiest jeans, your Timbaland boots and some scissors, construction paper and scotch tape. Cut out some buck teeth and tape them to your gums...BAM. You're Herky. Get a sharpie and draw some tats around your navel and BAM. You're Berserky.
Dressing as Bone Crushin' Nigga would be the funniest, but you'd have to be six foot five, 330 pounds and not drown all of your guests in the bowl of orange Halloween punch.
Read Comments..I swear that the fat guy in A Day At The Pool has got to be based on Perez Hilton. You know, the creepy pedophile who tries to mouth-rape Herky in that hollowed out Ice Cream van... Then BCN stomps him out and drives the van up his ass.
If it wasn't Perez Hilton it must have been Rodriguez Marriott - that other chubby, gay, celeb stalker.
Read Comments..Come on, it's the question on everyone's mind... is Republican Presidential Nominee Senator John McCain a racist, or just an old white dude? Pointing at Obama, referring to him as "that one," refusing to even LOOK at him?? Is that blatant racism or merely a faux pas that can be blamed by senility? What would the Nuttcups say about this? They should call Al Sharpton to execute justice.. haha remember that one?? Read Comments..
Yo bitches, Berserky here in front of yo motherfuckin' screen.
You know how we gets violent in our videos? That ain't no accident. BCN got his ass-whoopin' skillz in tha joint. Herky learned how to fight by slamming gangsta-ass niggaz in the street. I got my fighting skills from watching MMA. Andrei Arlovski is my favorite dude cuz he gets paid to kick fools teeth in. That Soviet-ass motherfucka serves up concussions like he's in the Russian mob. His MMA nickname is The Pit Bull cause he'll chew your kid's motherfuckin' face off.
And guess what else, Arlovski's a fuckin' saint to animals, man. He protects all kinds of endangered and abused dogs, motherfucka especially fuckin' pit bulls. He got a contest goin' on right now on his website called Knock Out Dog Fighting - check that shit. My boy Arlovski's a fuckin' one-man PETA organization!
I ain't gay for nobody, but Arlovski's my main fuckin' dude. He'll rip yo dick off.
- Bizzurks
Andrei "The Pit Bull" Arlovski
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