Digital Funtown - funny,videos,computers,download,digital,college,university,textbooks,iphone,classes,lsat,gre,ringtone,upload, Inventor: Geo-Engineer a Worldwide Refrigerator Using Oceans - 'Bailing out the entire human race might turn out to be cheaper than bailing out Wall Street: Spray gigatons of seawater into the air, mainly in the Northern Hemisphere, and let Mother Nature do the rest, suggests inventor Ron Acer in a patent petition for “a colossal refrigeration system with a 100,000-fold performance multiplier.” ' Nine European countries hit by gas shortages amid Russia.. - 'Nine countries in and around Europe have now reported problems with their gas supply as a result of Russia's dispute with the Ukraine, after Slovakia, Greece and Croatia today disclosed they were experiencing drops in gas pressure. ' Google to Release Picasa Beta for Mac - 'Google plans to release on Monday a beta version of Picasa for Mac OS X, helping Apple fans catch up to Windows and Linux users already employing the free tool for editing, cataloging, and uploading photos. ' Comcast Able To Slow Bandwidth Hogs Across Its Network Again - 'Comcast, which got in trouble with the FCC for its P2P-throttling approach to network management has now completed its plan that deals with bandwidth hogs by slowing all broadband traffic for heavy Internet users during times of congestion. The new system is Protocol-Agnostic which means it isn't targeting P2P protocols only, therefor ok by the FCC ' Architectural Wind: A Cleaner Way to Keep the City Running - 'A new building with affordable rents in the Bronx will be powered partly by 10 wind turbines, which should cut its utility bills for common areas in half. ' Bob Ostertag: Death of an American Hero - '' Analysis: Barack Obama Tested By Stimulus, Scandal - '' Phil Bronstein: Al Franken's a Senator Now -- But is He a Bigger Laugh than Burris? - '' Sherry Johnston Pleads Not Guilty To Drug Dealing - '' Lanny Davis: Advice to Obama: Revive 'Gang of 14'... Or More - '' Jett Travolta Autopsy: Death By Seizure Disorder - '' Richard Simmons Makes Out With CNN's Kiran Chetry's Foot - '' Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Post-Holiday Cleanse - '' New "Bachelor": I'm Engaged - '' William Hurt Joins "Damages" - '' Another Hollywood Baby Coming Soon - ' Here's someone we don't hear about often! '90s sitcom alum Tim Allen is expecting his first child with current wife Jane Hajduk. Allen's rep is confirming the news, saying, "Tim and Jane are ecstatic about the upcoming birth of their first child together." The happy couple got married back in October 2006 and they're expecting the baby to [...]' Miley Cyrus Loves To Be On Her Knees… - ' … in church of course. The ever soooooo religious Miley Cyrus was spotted attending church this Sunday. And like the good and decent girl that she is, she went dressed like that. Seriously, she's starting to look fuglier every day. Poor girl. The fam, joined by Miley's almost 21-year-old boyfriend, Justin Gaston, then headed over for some food at Mo's [...]' Suge Knight To Lose Recordings - ' Suge Knight must be pissed!!!! Several previously unreleased recordings by Tupac Shakur, Snoop Dogg and other Death Row artists will be going for sale at an auction for the rap label's catalogue. However, people are speculating that some potential bidders are worried about messing with the former Death Row boss. Turns out Knight was forced to give up [...]' Monsters vs. Aliens 3D Promo to Air During the Super Bowl - ' This is inneresting! According to new reports, DreamWorks is spending tens of millions of dollars to promote the animated movie Monsters vs. Aliens during this year's Super Bowl. A three-minute 'sneak peek' of the flick is scheduled to air during the big game…..in 3D!! Monsters vs. Aliens follows a group of 'Earthling' monsters who are out to save [...]' In Case You Missed It… - ' viewNode("ed18bb6e4ef19", { player_profile:'vega4', width: 410, height: 315 }); CLICK HERE to watch Perez's appearance on The View!!!! CLICK HERE to watch Perez's appearance on The View!!!! CLICK HERE to watch Perez's appearance on The View!!!! Thoughts????? If you haven't done so yet, click here to order your copy of Red Carpet Suicide today! [Perez's wardrobe for The View and all of [...]' Franken welcomes 'victory' as lawsuit looms - 'The Minnesota State Canvassing Board today certified Senate recount results that show Democrat Al Franken ousting Republican Norm Coleman by some 225 votes. "I'm ready to get to work," Franken said. Coleman's campaign, which contends the recount should have included about 650 absentee ballots that were rejected, said it will challenge the decision. ' Dem senator unhappy with Obama's CIA pick - 'Leon Panetta, chief of staff in Bill Clinton's White House, will be President-elect Barack Obama's choice to head the CIA, two Democratic officials told CNN Monday. The same officials said that retired Adm. Dennis Blair, who formerly headed the Navy's Pacific Command, will be tapped as director of national intelligence. ' Obama pushes huge tax cuts - 'If President-elect Barack Obama has his way, individual taxpayers would get a tax cut equal to $500, CNNMoney reports. He is meeting with top legislators in Washington today to push for a massive package to revive the economy. Obama is planning a major speech on the economy Thursday, a senior Democratic official says. ' Obama, Spears Twitter accounts hacked - 'The Twitter accounts of President-elect Barack Obama, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez, Britney Spears, Fox News and 29 others were hacked Monday according to the microblog site, leading to false and inappropriate messages being posted on their accounts. ' German battlefield yields Roman surprises - 'Archaeologists have found more than 600 relics from a huge battle between a Roman army and Barbarians in the third century, long after historians believed Rome had given up control of northern Germany. '

 
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Tim & Elaine FAIL

How shortsighted can two yuppies be? Tim & Elaine probably quit their financial jobs when the economy started tanking and decided that opening up a Halloween superstore would be smart. Too bad they didn't read the fine print on the lease. And everyone knows that the only time people care about dismembered arms and fake spiders are the last two weeks of October. After that, no one cares.

Maybe they could use the leftover fake blood for dyeing the cranberry sauce a really deep red. Yummy.

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Ghost Hunters-Finders-Chasers-Losers

When did Discovery channel and History channel become obsessed with poltergeists? There is nothing historic or discoverable about hooking an old hippie up to a clip-on mic and sending them into a mausoleum in a power outage.

Thanks DFT for putting these psychic dorks in their place.

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Holt & Jones

Anyone ever know a cop? These guys are exactly like every cop I've known -- sitting around, eating fast food, shooting the shit, taking credit for others hard work while not expending any sweat. Although my Chicago cop friends probably can't sing the Three's Company theme song...  Read Comments..

Potty Trainers

Sooooo... what did you all think of "Potty Trainers," the follow up to "Work Jerks?" Don'tcha feel bad for that poor girl who has to work alongside those sexist pigs? Does it make you afraid to use the facilities? It is a very disturbing scenario.. wouldn't it make a great tv series?? Kind of like a perverse version of "The Office"...  Read Comments..

Avast Ye! National Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Aaaaaare you going to be celebrating National Talk Like A Pirate Day on Friday 9/19? Study some key phrases you'll need to use right here: Pirate Wheel Of Fortune. Avast ye!   Read Comments..