Digital Funtown - funny,videos,computers,download,digital,college,university,textbooks,iphone,classes,lsat,gre,ringtone,upload, Google's Nexus One gets teardown treatment from iFixit - '"Well, we went for it. After forking out a bank-account-devastating $530, we have the Superphone in hand! Keep your eyes peeled as we tear this baby apart." ' Bayonetta lives up to hype as PS3 "must have" - 'We highly recommend this game to anybody looking for a fast paced, action-adventure title that is original and fresh. If you happen to be a Devil May Cry fan then this game is a must. ' Arnold Schwarzenegger: 'Bribes' infect health reform - 'Even liberal Republicans oppose 0bamaCare. ' Survey: Xbox 360 Most Used Console - 'A survey conducted by U.S. research firm Nielsen has revealed Microsoft's Xbox 360 is currently the most played console in terms of total usage minutes, coming in at 23.1 percent. Sony's PlayStation 2 came in second at 20.4 percent, and the Nintendo Wii at third with 19 percent. ' Twilight Eclipse Script Leaked - 'Apparently some Twilight fans just can’t wait until this summer when the third installment of the vampire series hits screens. According to co-star Jackson Rathbone, a leaked copy of the script has been making its rounds on the internet. ' Shayana Kadidal: New York Times Re-runs Retracted Story on Guantanamo Detainees' "Return to Terror" - '' Mike Elk: Abandoning EFCA Is Obama's Political Suicide: Lessons From Three Presidents on Workers' Rights - '' Julie Menin: Let the Sun Shine in on Final Health Care Debate - '' Philip N. Cohen: Born in Chains - '' Chris Weigant: Obama's Second-Year Potential - '' Kim Morgan: Vivre Le Creep: Youth In Revolt - '' Lindsay Lohan's Fall From Private Jet To Commercial Airline Nightmare (PHOTOS) - '' Kate Gosselin's Hair Extensions - How Bad Are They? (PHOTO) - '' Nicole Kidman At People's Choice Awards: Front Row & Gloved (PHOTOS) - '' Jenna Elfman People's Choice Awards: A Very Pregnant Date Night (PHOTOS) - '' Mistress #288 Claims Tiger Woods Is A Fan Of Illegal Drug Ecstasy! - ' Does Tiger Woods use Ecstasy as a way to get his mistresses in the mood? According to the National Enquirer (so take this a grain of salt), Woods pAArtied the night away with computer technician Susie Ogren back in '99, when Ogren claims the two "were partying in Studio 52 at the MGM Grand in Las [...]' Dennis Hopper At Death's Door?! - ' Oh no! The National Inquirer is reporting that things look grim for actor Dennis Hopper, who last September was diagnosed with prostate cancer. According to the mag, Dennis has finished filming for his TV show, Crash, and he is now telling friends and loved ones he is ready to die! The source also explains that the cancer [...]' Charlie To Testify Via Phone! WTF? - ' We're okay with Charlie Sheen being a coward, but damn it, we'll be pissed if Roman Polanski pulls this shiz! He's been getting special treatment for too long! Charlie Sheen will be not appearing at the upcoming hearing concerning the restraining order implemented by his wife Brooke Mueller. Instead, he'll betestifying via the phone! Yesterday, Charlie's attorney [...]' Chinese Boy Gets Chopstick Stuck In Brain! - ' Poor thing! After playing with chopsticks, 14-month year old Li Jingchao, fell and the utensil pierced his nose - and become lodged in his brain! Watch the clip (above) the the crazy deets! We're so glad he's okay. ' GaGa's Reaction To Her 5th Number One - ' We love that our GaGaloo is so modest about her success! Upon hearing that Bad Romance was her fifth consecutive #1 record, GaGa told Billboard that the song originally was "nothing but a dream, a recurring melody, a lyric hidden on a napkin in my tour bus." And now it's a worldwide sensation! She told the music [...]' Snow and ice threaten Southeast, Midwest - 'A snowstorm backed by bone-chilling cold began to push into the Deep South on Thursday, re-enforcing record-low temperatures well into Florida. ' Police fear lotto winner is dead - 'Ten months after a multimillion-dollar Florida lottery winner was last seen, police Wednesday said they fear he has met with "an untimely death." ' 'Unruly' passenger leads to F-15 escort - 'Two F-15 fighter jets escorted a passenger jet back to Portland International Airport in Oregon after a passenger became "uncooperative," an airline official said Wednesday. ' YouTube to show challenge to Prop 8 - 'A California judge ruled Wednesday to allow cameras in a federal courtroom to document a challenge to Proposition 8, a measure banning same-sex marriage. ' Balloon boy's dad: It wasn't a hoax - 'A man who pleaded guilty to falsely reporting that his son was drifting over eastern Colorado in a balloon insists he wasn't grasping for fame. '

 
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BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU HIDE THE SALAMI

Marriage is a tough. But making the perfect sandwich can be even worse. Watch as this married couple struggles to come to grips with the Salami Situation.

 

But what befalls the salami, I can assure you, you will never see coming...

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Macho Man Randy Savage Smokes Salvia... AND FREAKS OUT!

When is an ex-professional wrestler too irrelevant to experiment with semi-legal hallucinogenic drugs? Apparently at a point further along in Washed-Updom than Randy Savage is. Poor guy couldn't keep his wits about himself once the drugs took hold. Who can blame him? That salvia's powerful shit!

 

His freakout is our entertainment...

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Joaquin Phoenix Stole My Beard!

Celebrities can be inconsiderate douche bags. Like this dude, lives his entire life looking like a bum and then one day -- BOOM! -- suddenly he's a famous bum. And all because some celebrity douche bag decided to not shower for a couple months.Life's a bitch. This dude knows all about it...

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Short Shorts is Now My New Go to Source for Laughter

Oh man, there is no denying how tough it is out there these days. The economy has gone down the toilet to the point where not even the banks have money. Unemployment is rampant. More people are out of work now than at any point in the last couple of decades. It has gotten so bad that businesses are trying to capitalize on unemployment. A national men's clothier is running a deal that if you buy two new suites and lose your job within 60 days you get to keep the suits for free. With the way that the unemployment rate is climbing you would almost be a fool not to jump on those odds. Of course it would be pretty difficult to celebrate your two new free suits while living in your car. That is unless you got a new Hyundai. If you buy a Hyundai and lose your job, they say that they will do you the favor of taking the car back. In That case you lose your job, you lose your car and you’re sleeping down town under a bridge wearing your new suit. Well, at least you’ll still look sharp. You’ll smell real bad, but you’ll look sharp. These are times that might turn a man to drugs. But who can afford drugs? Well, I've found a way to laugh uncontrollably, unavoidably wet myself and escape life’s misery without drugs. And, best of all, it is absolutely free. I just sit back, plug in and take one of my daily hits of my new go to source for laughter, Short Shorts on Digital Funtown. Just about every selection is hilarious. And, if you are at work, just plug in your headphones. Each skit is just a few minutes long so the odds are pretty slim that your boss will catch you. Unless you’re one of those folk that laughs like a rabid hyena. And if you’re among the currently unemployed, then feel free to turn it up and laugh your broke ass off. I use to have CNN saved in my Internet favorites so I could skip over and catch up on what's going on in the world, but, as I said, the world is too miserable for news right now. I don't need to seek out bummers packaged in convenient 5 minute clips. Short Shorts skits are funny and topical. A spot on hit on our current times. For example, recently we got to hear all about the pirates who kidnapped the American Captain and tried to bring him to Somalia (BTW, it seems that kidnapping is now the ONLY way anybody gets to Somalia). Ok, interesting enough, but have you seen Pirate Wheel of Fortune? You can’t see this on CBS. The only place you can see it is on Short Shorts. You see the shtick coming from about a mile away, but it still delivers, "Can I get an aaarrrrrrrgghh?" Sext Messaging hits a little bit too close to home for me to be able to comment on objectively. If Verizon did carry a plan for sext messaging and I were still dating my ex-girlfriend it would be a definite money saver for me. Watch it with someone you love. Another one of my current favorites on Short Shorts is Sitar Hero. This clip is truly inspired. I have lost a few friends to Guitar Hero. They were intelligent, productive people at one time, but I honestly don’t think they have left their house in over a year. If they would actually spend the same amount of time playing an actual guitar they’d be Jimi Hendrix by now, without the rigor mortis. But Sitar Hero takes things to the next logical level. With how serious people take this game and the amount of time they dedicate to it, the possibility of achieving nirvana only seems fair. But my current favorite Short Shorts selection is, without a doubt, March Madness. I love ESPN, I love college basketball, I love Dick Vitale and I love March Madness. But if you ever have a couple days off in the month of March with nothing better to do except sit around and watch 6 or 7 hours of pre-tournament coverage on ESPN you just can help but witness the absurdity of it all. There really is only so much you can say and only so many ways to say it. After a few hours you start to realize that these people are actually saying nothing at all. The guys who did this skit hit the nail right on the head and slammed it home. So, if you want an accurate representation of what’s going on in the world, skip the news sites and tune in to a few clips on Short Shorts. Your life is sad enough as it is, let Short Shorts give you a few tears each day from laughter.  Read Comments..

Coffee and Dick Donuts?

What? You've never heard of a Dick Donut before? Well, don't feel too bad -- neither has Roscoe. Poor guy, he's about to learn a hard lesson about the things he puts into his body. The Dangers of the Dick Donut should not be ignored, the phenomena cannot be explained away, the problem is only GROWING in our modern world. So do yourself a favor and get educated, before the Dick Donut gets YOU!

 

Click below to save your soul. (Or at least your lunch...)

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