Digital Funtown - funny,videos,computers,download,digital,college,university,textbooks,iphone,classes,lsat,gre,ringtone,upload, Miss. School Prom off After Lesbian's Date Request - 'A northern Mississippi school district decided Wednesday not to host a high school prom after a lesbian student demanded she be able to attend with her girlfriend and wear a tuxedo. ' Thicker Than Water? Antarctica's Amazing Ecosecret - 'Blood Falls is a waterfall in Antarctica that spews blood-red water from five stories up. It was first discovered in 1911, but it wasn’t until recently that scientists have begun to dig into just how significant the location really is – both for understanding life on Earth and for speculating about life on other planets. ' Supermarkets begin to charge for both plastic and paper bags - 'Paper or plastic?" is no longer the question most often on store clerks' lips in the nation's capital these days when shoppers are buying food. Instead, cashiers here routinely ask customers if they want a bag at all, since they have to pay a nickel for each disposable sack they use to hold their groceries, snacks or takeout meals. ' Does Going Green Make You Less Virtuous - 'A new study shows that people are more likely to cheat and steal after buying green products. ' Top 10 Political Memoirs - 'Sarah Palin's new memoir is hardly the first to stir controversy ... ' Lanny Davis: Time for Obama to Restore the Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board - '' Rep. George Miller: Include Student Loan Reform in Reconciliation - '' Doug Kendall: Citizens United Changed Everything - '' Bob Franken: System Corrections - '' Republicans Introducing Bill To Restart Eric Massa Ethics Investigation - '' Sarah Jessica Parker Parties With The Real Housewives (PHOTOS) - '' Jessica Simpson on 'Letterman': John Mayer's Comments 'Definitely A Compliment' - '' Andy Pemberton: Who Will Rid The World Of Clint Eastwood? - '' Kendra Wilkinson: My Post-Baby Body Was 'Such A Culture Shock' - '' Wizard Of Oz Remakes Speed Up Production Due To 'Alice In Wonderland' 3D Success - '' Surveillance Footage Proves Law & Order Actor Is Innocent!! - ' Hmm. Maybe he really wasn't acting shady!! We just reported that Law & Order's Richard Belzer was accused of harrassing and choking an Apple store employee in Manhattan yesterday, but the actor has come forward and claimed that surveillance footage proves that nothing happened!! Belzer apparently claims that he was waiting in line when the employee [...]' Check Under Your Ride, Lilo! Daddy Might Be Tracking You! - ' According to his ex, he can do that! Erin Muller used to let Michael Lohan get all up in her undercarrige, but these days, with a restraining order and new lady in his life, now the only thing attached to it is a tracking device! Oh yeah! Papa Lohan has lost what dollop of sanity he had [...]' Sick! Cheryl Cancels Promotional Appearances!! - ' We're not surprised!! Being married to a DOUCHEBAG would make us physically ill, too!! We reported a few weeks ago that Cheryl Cole Tweedy was set to give her first interview on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross after separating from her fucktard husband, Ashley Cole. Only days later, the singer bailed on the [...]' Law & Order Star Accused Of Attacking Apple Employee! - ' WTF?! Law & Order's Richard Belzer got himself into trouble on Wednesday when he allegedly grabbed an employee at an NYC Apple store by the shoulders, shook her, choked her and screamed that he needed help. The victim Milan Agnew called 911 and even filed a harassment complaint with the LAPD, which resulted in a [...]' Chris Brown Being His Pathetic Self - ' Desperate much?! Chris Brown is leaving messages for his fans on SayNow.com practically begging to help him become relevant again! Brown asks what is left of his fanbase to help "bring me back" and continues with "a lot of radio stations aren't playing my records. They are not being that supportive and I wouldn't expect them [...]' 3 strong quakes strike Chile in quick succession - 'Three strong earthquakes rocked Chile this morning, just as the country was swearing in a new president. ' Dems work to finish health care deal - 'Health care reform takes center stage Thursday as President Obama and top congressional Democrats work behind closed doors to nail down a final agreement. ' 28 schools closing in Kansas City, MO - 'Superintendent John Covington called for the closing or consolidation of almost half of the schools in the Kansas City, Missouri, school district. ' 1 killed in Arkansas tornado outbreak - 'Parts of Arkansas were under a tornado watch until early Thursday after a series of powerful tornadoes ripped through dozens of homes, critically injuring two people. ' Early Iraq election results reported - 'Iraq's election commission is expected Thursday to announce partial results of last week's vote. '

 
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Enter the Magical World of Barry Potter

Do you believe in Magic? 'Aye, if yer Barry Potter ya do! And if yous were 'im, I'd bet ya sleep in a weirdly-shaped broom closet and wore cape every day of yer darn magical life! But what's up with yer roomate Bob? You never seem to talk about 'im, Barry. And how longs he been growin' that beard fer? It's almost as long as mine, yer old giant buddy Hag-- err, ... your old giant buddy Hatgrid...

And what's up with the secret mystery of the Order of the Tang Dynasty???

Only one way to find out, I guess. Better click on the magical picture below!

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A True Valentine's Day Massacre... of the Heart!

Valentine's Day has got to be my least favorite time of year. The weather is shitty, the days are short, and to make matters even worse, men are expected to perform superhuman feats of romanticism. Chocolate hearts, crappy poems, over-priced dinners that you forgot to make a reservation for...

Can't a player get a break?

Well, maybe this guy will. I hear he went to Jared's. Click below to find out how things go...

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Agent Jack Bowser Hunts the Underwear Bomber!

We live in modern times, dangerous times. People are strapping themselves with bombs any place they can find a spot -- in their shoes, sewn into their underwear. Agent Jack Bowser is one of the men that stands between the threat of annihilation and underwear bombs.

Does he go too far? Well, I don't know. That would depend on what you consider "far". And also what you consider "too far". Do the ends justify the means? Who can say for sure? I can't. To be honest, I'm not even sure what that saying means...

Click below to see if Jack Bowser saves the day and then hold on to your butts...

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BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU HIDE THE SALAMI

Marriage is a tough. But making the perfect sandwich can be even worse. Watch as this married couple struggles to come to grips with the Salami Situation.

 

But what befalls the salami, I can assure you, you will never see coming...

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Macho Man Randy Savage Smokes Salvia... AND FREAKS OUT!

When is an ex-professional wrestler too irrelevant to experiment with semi-legal hallucinogenic drugs? Apparently at a point further along in Washed-Updom than Randy Savage is. Poor guy couldn't keep his wits about himself once the drugs took hold. Who can blame him? That salvia's powerful shit!

 

His freakout is our entertainment...

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