Digital Funtown - funny,videos,computers,download,digital,college,university,textbooks,iphone,classes,lsat,gre,ringtone,upload, Economists are Often Cheapskates - 'Economists are often cheapskates. Their annual meetings, always held the first weekend after New Year's Day, even coincide with hotel rates near the lowest point of the year. ' Purging the Queen's English of "tweet," "app," and "sexting" - 'One university wants to drop the banhammer on the worst terms of the last year. "App," "sexting," "friend" (as a verb), and "tweet" all made the cut. What tech terms would you add? ' Afghanistan New Year's Eve 2009: Tribute to the Fallen +PICS - 'On this small base surrounded by a mixture of enemy and friendly territory, a memorial has been erected just next to the Chapel. Inside the tepee are 21 photos of 21 soldiers killed during the first months of a year-long tour of duty. The fallen will join the sacred list of names of those who have given their lives in service of the United States. ' Study: Exercising in Groups Healthier Than Alone - 'Everyone knows that exercise is good for the body. But there is a growing awareness among researchers and fitness professionals that working out in groups can provide additional benefits for some. ' Top 10 Unexpected Hangover Cures - 'Here's a look at a few hangover cures you might not have known about. ' Joe Scarborough: The Decade Ahead: From Radicalism to Restraint - '' 2010 Election Situation Grows More Difficult For Democrats - '' Bob Burnett: CEO Obama - '' Obama Blames Al Qaeda For Christmas Attack (VIDEO) - '' Clinton Foundation Donor List: Includes Foreign Governments, Trump, Coke - '' Linday Lohan's New Years Resolution: Stop Getting Torn Down - '' Tom Cruise: A Decade In PDA Moments (PHOTOS) - '' Elton John: I'm Helping Eminem Fight Drugs - '' Who Will Replace Simon Cowell On 'American Idol'? - '' Tallulah Morehead: Dead Folks, 2009: The Missed and the Not Missed. - '' Why Kate Really Dumped A-Rod!!! - ' Some people just can't get over their ex. Sources are now suggesting that the end of Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson's eight month relationship was A-Rod's obsession with an old flame: Madonna! An close source to Kate reveals: “Kate was mad with jealousy. She gave A-Rod three chances to stop contacting Madonna. When she found out that he [...]' New Jay-Z! - ' Check out the just-released video for his song On To The Next One (above)! Thoughts??? ' Glambert Has A New Man???? - ' Oopsie! Unbeknowst to him, Adam Lambert was secretly being videotaped by some hardcore fans at the after-party for his New Year's Eve performance in Los Angeles. And what did they capture??? None other than Glambert's guitarist, "straight" Tommy, giving him a kiss on the lips! Inneresting!!! We don't know that many "straight" men that love to kiss guys on the [...]' It's Not Fun To Work For Tyrannosaurus Banks - ' On the heels of Tyra Banks's announcement that The Tyra Show is ending after 5 seasons, all the juicy behind the scenes deets are beginning to leak. And not surprisingly, working for the model was difficult! According to a former crew member "There had been high turnover of employees for years. She and the [...]' Snookie Has A Message For All You Haters - ' "FUCK YOU!" Classy, huh? The Jersey Shore's golden Jersey girl Snooki was recently interviewed about the show and all the backlash it's been receiving. When asked what she would say to all the sponsors who have pulled advertising from her MTV reality show because it's too controversial, she didn't feel the need to hold back. She [...]' Suspect in attack on cartoonist appears in court - 'The suspect in a break-in at the home of a controversial Danish political cartoonist appeared in court today, charged with attempted assassination. ' California school official killed in Mexico - 'The bodies of six men -- including a California educator -- were found in Mexico hours after they were abducted from a nearby restaurant, the man's relatives said. ' No U.S. war deaths in Iraq in December - 'December was the first month since the start of the war in Iraq in which there were no U.S. combat deaths, the U.S. military said. There were three noncombat fatalities. ' Death toll rises in Pakistan game blast - 'The death toll climbed to 88 Saturday after a suicide car bomb exploded in the middle of a group of men playing volleyball in northwest Pakistan, police said. ' Afghan Parliament votes on Cabinet - 'Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai's Cabinet is key to his fight against corruption. Some lawmakers expect nearly half of Karzai's nominees to be rejected. '

 
about | login | register

Short Shorts |

Interview w/ Soulja Boy's Choreographer

MORE EPISODES
COMMENTS
BLOG

BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU HIDE THE SALAMI

Marriage is a tough. But making the perfect sandwich can be even worse. Watch as this married couple struggles to come to grips with the Salami Situation.

 

But what befalls the salami, I can assure you, you will never see coming...

  Read Comments..

Macho Man Randy Savage Smokes Salvia... AND FREAKS OUT!

When is an ex-professional wrestler too irrelevant to experiment with semi-legal hallucinogenic drugs? Apparently at a point further along in Washed-Updom than Randy Savage is. Poor guy couldn't keep his wits about himself once the drugs took hold. Who can blame him? That salvia's powerful shit!

 

His freakout is our entertainment...

  Read Comments..

Joaquin Phoenix Stole My Beard!

Celebrities can be inconsiderate douche bags. Like this dude, lives his entire life looking like a bum and then one day -- BOOM! -- suddenly he's a famous bum. And all because some celebrity douche bag decided to not shower for a couple months.Life's a bitch. This dude knows all about it...

  Read Comments..

Short Shorts is Now My New Go to Source for Laughter

Oh man, there is no denying how tough it is out there these days. The economy has gone down the toilet to the point where not even the banks have money. Unemployment is rampant. More people are out of work now than at any point in the last couple of decades. It has gotten so bad that businesses are trying to capitalize on unemployment. A national men's clothier is running a deal that if you buy two new suites and lose your job within 60 days you get to keep the suits for free. With the way that the unemployment rate is climbing you would almost be a fool not to jump on those odds. Of course it would be pretty difficult to celebrate your two new free suits while living in your car. That is unless you got a new Hyundai. If you buy a Hyundai and lose your job, they say that they will do you the favor of taking the car back. In That case you lose your job, you lose your car and you’re sleeping down town under a bridge wearing your new suit. Well, at least you’ll still look sharp. You’ll smell real bad, but you’ll look sharp. These are times that might turn a man to drugs. But who can afford drugs? Well, I've found a way to laugh uncontrollably, unavoidably wet myself and escape life’s misery without drugs. And, best of all, it is absolutely free. I just sit back, plug in and take one of my daily hits of my new go to source for laughter, Short Shorts on Digital Funtown. Just about every selection is hilarious. And, if you are at work, just plug in your headphones. Each skit is just a few minutes long so the odds are pretty slim that your boss will catch you. Unless you’re one of those folk that laughs like a rabid hyena. And if you’re among the currently unemployed, then feel free to turn it up and laugh your broke ass off. I use to have CNN saved in my Internet favorites so I could skip over and catch up on what's going on in the world, but, as I said, the world is too miserable for news right now. I don't need to seek out bummers packaged in convenient 5 minute clips. Short Shorts skits are funny and topical. A spot on hit on our current times. For example, recently we got to hear all about the pirates who kidnapped the American Captain and tried to bring him to Somalia (BTW, it seems that kidnapping is now the ONLY way anybody gets to Somalia). Ok, interesting enough, but have you seen Pirate Wheel of Fortune? You can’t see this on CBS. The only place you can see it is on Short Shorts. You see the shtick coming from about a mile away, but it still delivers, "Can I get an aaarrrrrrrgghh?" Sext Messaging hits a little bit too close to home for me to be able to comment on objectively. If Verizon did carry a plan for sext messaging and I were still dating my ex-girlfriend it would be a definite money saver for me. Watch it with someone you love. Another one of my current favorites on Short Shorts is Sitar Hero. This clip is truly inspired. I have lost a few friends to Guitar Hero. They were intelligent, productive people at one time, but I honestly don’t think they have left their house in over a year. If they would actually spend the same amount of time playing an actual guitar they’d be Jimi Hendrix by now, without the rigor mortis. But Sitar Hero takes things to the next logical level. With how serious people take this game and the amount of time they dedicate to it, the possibility of achieving nirvana only seems fair. But my current favorite Short Shorts selection is, without a doubt, March Madness. I love ESPN, I love college basketball, I love Dick Vitale and I love March Madness. But if you ever have a couple days off in the month of March with nothing better to do except sit around and watch 6 or 7 hours of pre-tournament coverage on ESPN you just can help but witness the absurdity of it all. There really is only so much you can say and only so many ways to say it. After a few hours you start to realize that these people are actually saying nothing at all. The guys who did this skit hit the nail right on the head and slammed it home. So, if you want an accurate representation of what’s going on in the world, skip the news sites and tune in to a few clips on Short Shorts. Your life is sad enough as it is, let Short Shorts give you a few tears each day from laughter.  Read Comments..

Coffee and Dick Donuts?

What? You've never heard of a Dick Donut before? Well, don't feel too bad -- neither has Roscoe. Poor guy, he's about to learn a hard lesson about the things he puts into his body. The Dangers of the Dick Donut should not be ignored, the phenomena cannot be explained away, the problem is only GROWING in our modern world. So do yourself a favor and get educated, before the Dick Donut gets YOU!

 

Click below to save your soul. (Or at least your lunch...)

  Read Comments..