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Apparently she was drinking from her boyfriend's glass before eventually getting one of her [...]' Bravo Ladies Bring Out The Claws! - ' Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger has never liked Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel, but she has been on her best behavior - until now! Patti took to her Twitter to defend her friend Jill Zarin from Bethenny the supposed beast. She said: "My BFF Jill Zarin is getting the shaft on NYC Housewives bc of a dark [...]' Deadliest Catch Star Wants Answers About His Father's Disappearance - ' Deadliest Catch star Jake Anderson has been have a difficult time since the mysterious disappearance of his father Keith, who has been missing for two months. "I just want to know what happened to my dad," said Jake. "I want to bring my father home. He wouldn't give up on us, and I'm not going [...]' Charlie Sheen Ready To Cop A Plea?! - ' It's about time! Charlie Sheen's arraignment is on Monday and with his show and marriage on the line, he is ready to cop a plea in his felony case. But it's the prosecutors that don't want to accept it - at least not for now! They feel that they have enough physical evidence to convict. [...]' Completely Gratuitous - ' Last night, Taylor Lautner showed his support for his Twilight costars and made an appearance at the premiere of The Runaways in Hollywood. And as usual, Tay Tay was looking hawt! Though jeans, sneakers, and a t-shirt to a premiere? Come on, now. Next time, try a little harder Tay. But seriously, with that cute [...]' Police want help ID'ing people in serial killer's photos - 'More than 100 photos found in a serial killer's locker have been released by police trying to determine if people in the pictures were victims of Rodney Alcala. ' Obama delays trip for health care push - 'The entire House Democratic caucus is set to meet today to review the status of the health care reform package. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says she's waiting for a report from Congressional Budget Office. President Obama has delayed an overseas trip as Democrats make a final push on health care. The House Democratic caucus meets today on the plan. ' 39 killed in Pakistan bombings - 'At least 39 people were killed and 95 others injured when two suicide bombers targeted a high security area in the Pakistani city of Lahore. ' Israel seals off West Bank - 'Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak has ordered the army to seal off the West Bank for 48 hours and tightened security around Jerusalem, Israeli officials say. ' Disfigured girl stuck in Haiti - 'The town of Petite Riviere de L'Artibonite lies two hours south of Port-au-Prince, Haiti. '

 
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Enter the Magical World of Barry Potter

Do you believe in Magic? 'Aye, if yer Barry Potter ya do! And if yous were 'im, I'd bet ya sleep in a weirdly-shaped broom closet and wore cape every day of yer darn magical life! But what's up with yer roomate Bob? You never seem to talk about 'im, Barry. And how longs he been growin' that beard fer? It's almost as long as mine, yer old giant buddy Hag-- err, ... your old giant buddy Hatgrid...

And what's up with the secret mystery of the Order of the Tang Dynasty???

Only one way to find out, I guess. Better click on the magical picture below!

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A True Valentine's Day Massacre... of the Heart!

Valentine's Day has got to be my least favorite time of year. The weather is shitty, the days are short, and to make matters even worse, men are expected to perform superhuman feats of romanticism. Chocolate hearts, crappy poems, over-priced dinners that you forgot to make a reservation for...

Can't a player get a break?

Well, maybe this guy will. I hear he went to Jared's. Click below to find out how things go...

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Agent Jack Bowser Hunts the Underwear Bomber!

We live in modern times, dangerous times. People are strapping themselves with bombs any place they can find a spot -- in their shoes, sewn into their underwear. Agent Jack Bowser is one of the men that stands between the threat of annihilation and underwear bombs.

Does he go too far? Well, I don't know. That would depend on what you consider "far". And also what you consider "too far". Do the ends justify the means? Who can say for sure? I can't. To be honest, I'm not even sure what that saying means...

Click below to see if Jack Bowser saves the day and then hold on to your butts...

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BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU HIDE THE SALAMI

Marriage is a tough. But making the perfect sandwich can be even worse. Watch as this married couple struggles to come to grips with the Salami Situation.

 

But what befalls the salami, I can assure you, you will never see coming...

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Macho Man Randy Savage Smokes Salvia... AND FREAKS OUT!

When is an ex-professional wrestler too irrelevant to experiment with semi-legal hallucinogenic drugs? Apparently at a point further along in Washed-Updom than Randy Savage is. Poor guy couldn't keep his wits about himself once the drugs took hold. Who can blame him? That salvia's powerful shit!

 

His freakout is our entertainment...

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