Digital Funtown - funny,videos,computers,download,digital,college,university,textbooks,iphone,classes,lsat,gre,ringtone,upload, Campaign to Stop File-Sharers Being “Guilty Upon Accusation” - 'Next month, New Zealand is scheduled to implement Section 92 of the Copyright Amendment Act. The controversial act provides ‘Guilt Upon Accusation’, which means that if a file-sharer is simply accused of copyright infringement, they are immediately guilty. The punishment - summary Internet disconnection. ' Biofuel Development Shifting From Soil To Sea. - 'Bell-bottoms… Designer jeans… Disco… Big hair… Gas shortages. Some icons of the 1970s are emblazoned in the memories of those old enough to remember. A few styles, to the dismay of many, have come back in vogue—oil-related crises among them. ' Inventor: Geo-Engineer a Worldwide Refrigerator Using Oceans - 'Bailing out the entire human race might turn out to be cheaper than bailing out Wall Street: Spray gigatons of seawater into the air, mainly in the Northern Hemisphere, and let Mother Nature do the rest, suggests inventor Ron Acer in a patent petition for “a colossal refrigeration system with a 100,000-fold performance multiplier.” ' Nine European countries hit by gas shortages amid Russia.. - 'Nine countries in and around Europe have now reported problems with their gas supply as a result of Russia's dispute with the Ukraine, after Slovakia, Greece and Croatia today disclosed they were experiencing drops in gas pressure. ' Google to Release Picasa Beta for Mac - 'Google plans to release on Monday a beta version of Picasa for Mac OS X, helping Apple fans catch up to Windows and Linux users already employing the free tool for editing, cataloging, and uploading photos. ' Obama Causes Stir Among Former Colleagues At Durbin's DC Party - '' Chris Weigant: Burris, Race, Religion, And The Senate - '' John R. Bohrer: Enough About 'Roland Burris, Good Guy' - '' Bush Chooses Uribe, Blair, Howard For Medal Of Freedom - '' Mark Nickolas: When A Picture Will Suffice - '' Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Post-Holiday Cleanse - '' Jett Travolta's Death By Seizure, Body Cremated - '' Richard Simmons Makes Out With CNN's Kiran Chetry's Foot - '' New "Bachelor": I'm Engaged - '' William Hurt Joins "Damages" - '' Oprah Is Depressed And Fat! - ' Oprah might be depressed, y'all! Don't be sad, Queen O. The universe will weep for you! Oprah premiered her "Best Life" week on Monday, with an admission that she had "given up" on herself last year. Although the Queen herself did not say she had been depressed, adviser and fitness expert Bob Greene suggested that the Queen might [...]' The Obama Girls' First Day of School! - ' On Monday, flanked by Secret Service, Michelle Obama accompanied daughters Malia and Sasha to their first day of school at Chelsea Clinton's alma mater, Sidwell Friends. The Obamas arrived in D.C. more than two weeks ahead of the inauguration so the girls could start classes alongside the other students, who returned from winter break today, Monday. The [...]' Your First Look! - ' viewNode("67a3db0b01e2f", { player_profile:'vega4', width: 410, height: 315 }); Check out (above) a sneak peek at Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez's new Disney Channel movie, Princess Protection Program. Thoughts????? ' Baby Charlie O'Connell Named After Her Uncle - ' So if Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn named one of their twin daughters after their favorite country singer - Dolly - then who is Charlie named after? It turns out that Charlie is named after Jerry O'Connell's brother, Charlie O'Connell! The new uncle joked, "The spelling is the same way that they spell my name, so [...]' Another Hollywood Baby Coming Soon - ' Here's someone we don't hear about often! '90s sitcom alum Tim Allen is expecting his first child with current wife Jane Hajduk. Allen's rep is confirming the news, saying, "Tim and Jane are ecstatic about the upcoming birth of their first child together." The happy couple got married back in October 2006 and they're expecting the baby to [...]' Israeli military says it has surrounded Gaza City - 'The Israeli military surrounded densely populated Gaza City late Monday as the death toll continued to mount in the war-torn territory. Israeli security sources said they closed in on the city of about 1.5 million in their operation against Hamas, as both sides showed little interest in international calls for a truce. ' Franken claims victory as lawsuit looms - 'The Minnesota State Canvassing Board today certified Senate recount results that show Democrat Al Franken ousting Republican Norm Coleman by some 225 votes. "I'm ready to get to work," Franken said. Coleman's campaign, which contends the recount should have included about 650 absentee ballots that were rejected, said it will challenge the decision. ' Dem senator unhappy with Obama CIA pick - 'Leon Panetta, chief of staff in Bill Clinton's White House, will be President-elect Barack Obama's choice to head the CIA, two Democratic officials told CNN Monday. The same officials said that retired Adm. Dennis Blair, who formerly headed the Navy's Pacific Command, will be tapped as director of national intelligence. ' Obama pushes huge tax cuts - 'If President-elect Barack Obama has his way, individual taxpayers would get a tax cut equal to $500, CNNMoney reports. He is meeting with top legislators in Washington today to push for a massive package to revive the economy. Obama is planning a major speech on the economy Thursday, a senior Democratic official says. ' Obama, Spears Twitter accounts hacked - 'The Twitter accounts of President-elect Barack Obama, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez, Britney Spears, Fox News and 29 others were hacked Monday according to the microblog site, leading to false and inappropriate messages being posted on their accounts. '

 
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Tim & Elaine FAIL

How shortsighted can two yuppies be? Tim & Elaine probably quit their financial jobs when the economy started tanking and decided that opening up a Halloween superstore would be smart. Too bad they didn't read the fine print on the lease. And everyone knows that the only time people care about dismembered arms and fake spiders are the last two weeks of October. After that, no one cares.

Maybe they could use the leftover fake blood for dyeing the cranberry sauce a really deep red. Yummy.

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Ghost Hunters-Finders-Chasers-Losers

When did Discovery channel and History channel become obsessed with poltergeists? There is nothing historic or discoverable about hooking an old hippie up to a clip-on mic and sending them into a mausoleum in a power outage.

Thanks DFT for putting these psychic dorks in their place.

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Holt & Jones

Anyone ever know a cop? These guys are exactly like every cop I've known -- sitting around, eating fast food, shooting the shit, taking credit for others hard work while not expending any sweat. Although my Chicago cop friends probably can't sing the Three's Company theme song...  Read Comments..

Potty Trainers

Sooooo... what did you all think of "Potty Trainers," the follow up to "Work Jerks?" Don'tcha feel bad for that poor girl who has to work alongside those sexist pigs? Does it make you afraid to use the facilities? It is a very disturbing scenario.. wouldn't it make a great tv series?? Kind of like a perverse version of "The Office"...  Read Comments..

Avast Ye! National Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Aaaaaare you going to be celebrating National Talk Like A Pirate Day on Friday 9/19? Study some key phrases you'll need to use right here: Pirate Wheel Of Fortune. Avast ye!   Read Comments..